Lovense reveals "Emily" - the ai waifu who never forgets a thing

CES 2026 just went full Blade Runner, and we’re fucking here for it. The crew at Lovense just unveiled Emily, a full-sized doll that is absolutely mind-blowing. This isn't just another piece of TPE to dump your load in—this is a god-tier ecosystem that’s about to know you better than you know yourself.

THE REAL SHIT:

• 42 Servos: She doesn’t just flap her jaw. Her facial expressions and lip-sync are pinpoint accurate while she whispers AI-driven wisdom into your ear.
• A Brain That Remembers: Emily has a memory. She remembers what you bitched about yesterday, which position you prefer on Thursdays, and your ex’s name (just to make sure she’s nothing like her).
• Growth: You’re buying a personal neural network inside a juicy body that evolves alongside you.

THE PRICE TAG

The price bites like a hungry succubus: from $4,000 to $8,000. Yeah, you could buy a beat-up used car for that money, but a car won't tell you you’re its favorite cowboy. Bottom line: you aren't buying a toy; you’re buying a personal AI in a shell that doesn’t age or give you a headache.

Shipping starts in 2027, but the market is already losing its shit. The future is here, bro. Get your wallet ready if you want a waifu who actually knows your face and your name.

Source: CNET